I have no words for this. Well, I do - but the saying goes "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all".
Hoping for something a tad juicier like another power couple consciously uncoupling or a surprise pregnancy, I found this snooze fest of a story (among hundreds of articles having something to do with the Kardashians - something I refuse to write about unless I HAVE to). I will give you a little bit of history on Mr. Lautner and I: I was Team Jacob back in the Twilight days. Like serious Team Jacob fan to the point where my bedroom walls were plastered with posters of him half naked. There are marks from the tape to prove it. Here is one of the posters:
Now his 6 pack abs have died and he is a full-time chubster. There's nothing wrong with that and it is certainly not the reason why I'm over him. I was introduced to better, hotter male celebs like Ryan Guzman and Scott Eastwood. Anywho, managing to survive off of only having a Facebook page, TL signed up for Instagram with some help from his famous buds. Take a look: