Holy sweet baby Jesus. This was one for the books. Ricky Gervais brought both his A-game and beer as the host of the 2016 Golden Globes. I'm still questioning whether or not he was nursing the same beer all night long, but that's the least of our worries. The fashion was never-ending -- good and bad -- and too many head scratchers to keep track of. So without further ado, my first official award show recap of 2016. Best Dressed: Worst Dressed: It's easy to pick apart A-listers' outfits, but a hell of a lot harder to highlight the key moments of such a large award show. One thing's for sure though... I felt really crappy about every TV show and movie choice I've ever made whenever a winner was announced. Like, what the hell is Mozart In The Jungle? It won pretty much every award in it's category for TV Series Comedy/Musical. Same for Mr. Robot in the TV Series Drama category. No one really cared, including myself, about the television awards. Okay, I might be fibbing. Taraji P. Henson's speech was on point. She handed out cookies on her way up to the stage and didn't give a flying who that the teleprompter was telling her to wrap it up. "Wrap it up?! I've waited 20 years for this. You gon' wait." And then there was the time Lady Gaga won and scared the living crap out of Leo (you already know his last name). Film time! I didn't really know who was going to win, I just knew that I wanted Leo to win for Best Actor and he did. And he's going to win every award all award season long -- including a freaking Oscar! I knew he was going to get it when Alejandro G. Innaritu won for Best Director for The Revenant. Best Picture was the last award of the night and also went to The Revenant. What a time to be alive guys. Kate Winslet got Best Supporting Actress (because of course she did); Sylvester Stallone got Best Supporting Actor ("I'd like to thank my best imaginary friend Rocky Balboa for being the best imaginary friend I ever had" after he walked up to the stage to the Rocky theme); Jennifer Lawrence got Best Actress Comedy/Musical (called it); Matt Damon got Best Actor Comedy/Musical (would he have beaten Leo if he were competing in the drama category?); Brie Larson won Best Actress Drama (Best Dressed = Best Actress material); and Leo won Best Actor Drama. Boom. How do you like them apples? It's past midnight and I have no idea where that came from. The realest moment of the night goes to Denzel Washington and his wife while onstage to accept the Cecil B. DeMille award and neither one of them had good enough vision to read his speech. Good times. Only a couple of more points, I promise. The theme of the night was 'screw the wrap-up music'. Every winner let us know that the prompter was telling them to wrap it up and that they weren't planning on wrapping it up anytime soon. I say we should start a petition and get rid of the wrap up music because some of these people have waited all their lives for this moment (*cough* Leo *cough*) and it's incredibly hard to think of the right words under so much pressure. That is the first and last time you will ever hear/read/whatever me be sympathetic.
Last but not least, the funny things that came out of celebrities' mouthes, especially Ricky Gervais': "I've changed... Not as much as Bruce Jenner of course." - Ricky Gervais "She didn't do a lot for women drivers but you can't have everything." - Ricky Gervais on Caitlyn Jenner "Only person Ben Affleck hasn't been unfaithful to." - Ricky Gervais on Matt Damon "Seeing Ricky once every three years reminds me to get a colonoscopy." - Mel Gibson on Ricky Gervais "When Brad and Angelina see our next little presenters they'll want to adopt them." - Ricky Gervais on Kevin Hart and Ken Jeong "I'm seeing God. I told him." Alejandro G. Innaritu on accepting award from Morgan Freeman "I want us to be buried next to each other." Jennifer Lawrence to her director David O. Russell Other standout moments: - Channing Tatum's hair - Jonah Hill pretending to be the bear from The Revenant - Jamie Foxx pretending to pull a Steve Harvey - Jamie Alexander and Amber Heard looking oh so thrilled with the teleprompter not cooperating The end! Full winners list here. I can't wait until the Oscar nominees are announced this Thursday -- you know where you'll be able to find them... Right here on www.saverinascozzari.com! Did you tune in? What did you think? What did you love? What did you hate? Go on and spill in the comments below or tweet me @MissSaverinaS! To celebrate my 5th appearance on TMZ Live, I thought I'd share what it's like to do such a thing.
Well for starters, it takes a lot more preparation than you think. The journey starts at around 10 am EST when you receive a message via Skype from the producers asking if you're available. Once you accept, they send you a list of 8-10 topics that'll be on that day's show and you must select at least three topics that you feel confident talking about. Now in order for this go well, I would suggest that you read ALL of the articles that are on the show's run down (schedule) so that you can be on at any time -- this brings me to my next point. Patience is much needed when doing something like this. There's a lot of waiting, and that can affect people in different ways. I'm in the industry on a daily basis so I understand what the producer's going through. There are a lot of changes made during the live show. These changes include cutting segments, moving segments around (preparation and flexibility comes in play for this because you could either be on sooner or later than planned), you could be given a different story, or you will be asked if you can be on another day. You will find out all of the need to know details during a 1 minute long test call that takes place between 12:30pm and 1:30pm. It's really fun and good practice. A little small talk and perhaps a sample of your comment will go down at this time. Then finally at 2pm, it's showtime. You wait until it's your turn, sometimes if it's not until the end you'll be waiting until 3:30pm, but the producers are really good at staying in touch through the whole thing to give you updates on when you'll be on or if there are any changes that you should know about. It's a really rewarding and fun experience! I am thankful to be doing this since I get to talk about the one thing that I love... Celebrity gossip! Catch me on TMZ Live tonight dishing on Scott Disick and his new leading lady's scandalous lunch date and have a great weekend! Holy cow, the struggle to keep my eyes open to watch the PCAs in their entirety was real. And I'm not going to lie, my exhaustion/boredom eventually got the best of me. Have to keep it real and be straight up with you guys. Plus, I'm 97% sure that last year's recap consisted of me going off about how crappy the "award show" was. The fashion wasn't anything special. It was simply a battle of whose outfit sucked less. There were three people who kinda sorta slayed the red carpet: Kate Hudson (my freaking idol), Kat Graham (red carpet queen) and Shelley Hennig (just heard of her for the first time). As for the show itself? Yowza. It would kill me to get into detail, so here are the highlights in point form taken straight outta my notebook: - Cheesy and lame opening musical number featuring host Jane Lynch and a bunch of dancers that can't dance to save their lives. - Steve Harvey low blow. Miss Colombia appeared to complete the insult. And that's when I couldn't bare to keep my eyes open any longer and called it a night. Exactly at the moment Shawn Mendes performed with whatever her name is who happens to be his girlfriend. From what I heard Jason Derulo performed, the winner of the 1500th season of The Voice performed with David Foster, and almost every presenter objectified Chris Hemsworth. Glad I missed out.
Check out all of the winners here. Did you tune in or completely not give a crap about the PCAs like me? Comment below or tweet me @MissSaverinaS! Time to say hasta la vista to my Snickers addiction and get excited about making healthier lifestyle choices. Of course I can't do this all by myself, so I will be doing it with the help of Momentum Fitness' Brian Humphrey, some special peeps that are in the industry and hopefully YOU. Let's make exercising and putting good food in our bodies fun!
Over the next six months, we are going to discover new ways to keep our hearts going and enjoy it. I will be blogging and posting about my experience on social media and I encourage you to do the same. Please, please, please feel free to share your experience and advice either by tweeting Brian (@BFIT_911) and I (@MissSaverinaS) using the hashtag #SavsFitJourney, or simply leave a comment on the blog posts regarding my journey (there will be one every month). I am super pumped for this. Brian and Momentum have been nothing but amazing, and I strongly support their mission of getting people to want to workout. It doesn't have to be a chore. You don't even have to put in time at the gym. Walk to work. Take the stairs instead of the elevator. Do something. And if you are a gym person, check out Momentum. They're the real deal. They have treadmills with Netflix for crying out loud. I don't think you need any other reason to check them out so I'll end this with their information. Find out more about what Momentum offers and their contact info here. Include them in your tweets @MomentumHamOnt. Good luck guys, I truly hope the majority of you will join me on this life changing journey! 2015 was the year of conscious uncoupling in La La Land, and though it may be too soon to tell, it seems 2016 is changing things up with almost every celeb possible pairing up. Okay, I may be exaggerating just a tad.
Miley Cyrus may be heading back to being Liam Hemsworth's leading lady; Kendall Jenner is shacking up with Harry Styles on a boat; Gigi Hadid is apartment hunting with Zayn Malik; and Justin Bieber is locking lips with Hailey Baldwin. Quite the time for young Hollywood. I can't help but place bets on how long each of these "relationships" are going to last. And allow me to note that only one of the three pairings have been made official and the only way they now how... Via Instagram? Yup, the Biebs took to the social media outlet to post a pic of him smooching Hailey. I don't even know where to start with this one so I won't. There was one breakup in "old Hollywood"... Leo DiCaprio is back to being a bachelor after parting with his alleged fiancee, which gives all of the single ladies out there hope that they could become Mrs. DiCaprio. Imagine? You're probably not even reading this anymore because you're imagining what life would be like as Leo's wife. Bananas. Did you catch that I randomly added bananas into a post that has nothing to do with bananas? Hello? Ah well, I suppose I will end this article by asking you to leave your thoughts on love in Hollywood in the comments selection below or tweet me @MissSaverinaS. Peace! |
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